The Phat Raps Thread

Made by K_A last year( i think)

Oh no, I'm stuck in my truck
All alone, sitting next to a duck
I hope it doesn't want me to fuck
I don't want to bust a nut
Why am I living in Americunt
Skeet skeet skeet
I'm leet leet leet
You just got served
Now get down on your knees and suck my bird

Made by me or somebody i forgot:

I dont like men
I live in a hen
I'm not black
I'm not wack
I'm white
And I cause a fright
Molesting is what I do
Tell all your children to hide at the zoo
Yep, you guessed it right
Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight
But I don't have a pussy
I talk like a wussy
Although, I wish I had one
I used to be a Nigerian
I belong to the Black Sun Faction
My name is Michael Jackson