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Posted 2002-11-17, 11:26 AM in reply to pr0xy's post "if i said i wasnt pissed...id be lieing"
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Originally posted by Chruser


Mephisto: So, you have finally arrived!
Hero: Give me your Grandfather!
Mephisto: I am a demon, born in the pits of hell. I do not have a grandfather.
Hero: Omfg, I will use a macro on you to kill you over and over again, I need a Grandfather!
Mephisto: Poor human, losing your grandfather. Maybe you were only a kid back then, devastated by the sorrow of losing a familty member? *chilling laughter*
Hero: Stfu, and fight me. But I must warn you, I'm stuffed with town portal scrolls, so I CAN and WILL go back to town and heal at any time.
Mephisto: We will see about that.
* Mephisto launches a frozen globe at the hero
Hero: Wtf, this is cold. Couldn't you have warned me first?
* The Hero summons a town portal
* Mephisto launches a storm of electric bolts
* The Hero dies
Hero: Wtf, I lost experience, and I hate this damn town. It's raining all the time. Luckily, I got a town portal up in time.
* The Hero uses the town portal in an attempt to pick up his gear
Mephisto: So, you have finally arrived!
Hero: You already said that, moron.
Mephisto: Details.
* Mephisto launches another electric storm at the hero
* The Hero dies
Hero: Wtf, you stupid gay ass cheater. I lost lost an additional 10% experience, I had spent several minutes leeching that from others doing cow runs.
[Insert a 20 minute running scene through the already cleared durance of hate here]

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At least the movie would most likely be longer than the standard two hour ones.
That would be the coolest movie ever. I would definately see that a few times.
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