This is funny

Well, if I had a hot sister I would sniff her panty and maybe go into her room at night and sniff the real thing

==35. JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)
Time: 9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!
Available: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly
high building, but then the art-motive will
disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each
length must not be longer than the height of the
bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge
Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts
like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the
pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your
genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped
away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held
up by the ropes swaying in the breeze.
If you to this right you should end up with just your
torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway,
ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.