Super Troopers

"And that was the second time i got herpies" (door opens) "Puh, Smells like sex in here

"I love ACID!!!! Cops...."

"Next person to say shenanigans is gonna be pistol whipped"
"Hey, Farve, whats that new place downtown, with all the crazy shit on the walls?"
"What? You mean Shinanigans?"
"OooOooOOoo"

"Next person to say shenanigans is gonna be pistol whipped" "Hey, Farve, whats that new place downtown, with all the crazy shit on the walls?" "What? You mean Shinanigans?" "OooOooOOoo"

I loved that one!

"Pick your coat up and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."

CHICKEN FUCKER! bakok!

"Perhaps some spanking, cuffing is in order?"

"And that was the second time i got herpies" (door opens) "Puh, Smells like sex in here

"Will you two pull your heads out of eachothers asses.."

"That's easy for you to say, he's got a tiny little head."

"That's powdereed sugar."

"The lice hate the sugar...."

"It's delicous."


"Well, Abraham Lincoln says I'm (insert correct age here) and he never told a lie."

"I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddam literacola!"

"Candy bars!"