Favorite Quotes?

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don't know.
Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.

Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump.
-Sidney, White Men Can't Jump

You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES.
-Billy; White Men Can't Jump

Billy Hoyle: You calling me ugly?
Sidney Deane: Your mother did.

I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
-Billy; White Men Can't Jump

Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I TRIED to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.

I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.
-Anna; Sixth Sense

I see dead people.
-Cole; Sixth Sense

This was a fucking BADASS line... It is from one of my favorite characters of all time (Beatrix in the Kill Bill series) in Kill Bill Volume 2.

Elle, the patch eyed arch enemy of Beatrice, stares her down with sword in hand.
Elle:"I killed your master, and now I am going to kill you with your own sword... Which will belong to me in the immediate future."
Beatrix: "Bitch, you don't have a future."

It's Beatrix, not Beatrice.

You win, still a godly quote though.

Oh and from Boondock Saints

"We could kill everyone!!!"

"I live in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while gettin shot."
-Mays, Head of State

Klansman: Hi, I'm in the Ku Klux Klan. I hate Jews, niggers, and fags, but I love Bryan Lewis!
Osama Bin Laden: Hello, I'm Osama Bin Laden. I hate America but I love Bryan Lewis.
-Head of State

"I am INVINCIBLE"
Boris, Goldeneye

This isn't from a movie, but I find it amazingly humorous.

You know the world is going crazy when
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
the Swiss hold the America's Cup
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick, and 'Colon.'

I'm not sure, but I think Chris Rock said that.

From Reservoir Dogs

Mr White: You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.

Joe: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.


From Legend

The Lord of Darkness: Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!

[the goblins spy on the unicorns]
Blunder: Look! Ugly one-horned mule!


From Memento

Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me.

Teddy: It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.

Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.

Leonard Shelby: I'm not a killer. I'm just someone who wanted to make things right. Can't I just let myself forget what you've told me? Can't I just let myself forget what you've made me do? You think I just want another puzzle to solve? Another John G. to look for? You're John G. So you can be my John G... Will I lie to myself to be happy? In your case Teddy... yes I will.