Do you feel like this sometimes?

Nope, me either. Might be because everyone I know loves me, though.

Same, maybe we should throw a "Laugh at depressed people" party.

I really felt like killing myself when me and my friends were throwing bottle rockets at cars on a highway at 3 o clock in the morning and after a few hours a cop came and we ran but he got one of my friends and I got in a shitload of trouble and I could have got a felony ( running from the police is a felony in my state which I did not know ) but the cop was nice and let us off, but my parents were pretty pissed for a long time and I thought it would be better not to live.

My hair doesn't grow down, it grows up. I end up with a white man's second rate afro.

That was the longest run-on sentence ever..