Battle! Max Payne vs. Alucard

Alucard wins because hes dressed better

If I were you and you were me I'd shave my ass and screw your mom.

I'd have to say Alucard would win. 1) He can change his shape. 2) He has powerful arcane magic. 3) he has swordplay abilities that would put a lot of samurai (and knights) to shame. He, considering he has vampire blood, is probably fast. Now, I have to say Max would put up a good fight. He has guns and Bullet Time. But with Alucard turning into a bat, flying behind Max, pulling out his sword and slashing the shit out of Max...it's kinda hard to counter...unless you can catch him in the process of turning into a bat. Also, I'm pretty sure Alucard is smart. He'd take advantage of the rotting parts of the church.