It really makes you think "if hell is like this then I need to be a way more religious person"
There are so many religions out there that say along the lines of: "If you don't worship our religion, you will go to Hell!!!", that we safely know everyone is going to go to hell.
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The only time I've been in hospital was to get my tonsils out, aged 3. I haven't been in for 11 years since then. I consider myself quite unlucky. The last time I had a sick day, I was 9. Rather annoying.