JRwakebord1: AHH! make it stop!!
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
JRwakebord1: have sex
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
JRwakebord1: im a machine
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about you?
JRwakebord1: a sex machine
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.