Strap an active stargate to it. Dial out to a stargate in the event horion of a black hole. Then enclose it in a forcefield and eject it into a sun. It'll cause the sun to supernova and destroy the system.
Sg-1 did it to a system called Vorash and destroyed all but one ship of the Goa'uld system lord Apophis' fleet.
Also: extremely high voltage wires clamped to nipples/testicles/whatever.
Drink gasoline.
Lay it down on the road when it starts to snow and wait for the plows.
Make it watch Ashlee Simpson dance. It will kill itself in due time.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.