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Posted 2005-05-03, 05:14 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Nailed to a cross."
Licked by Dan XIII's girlfriend.
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Grav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrowGrav never puts off to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow
 
 
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Posted 2005-05-03, 10:14 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Licked by Dan XIII's girlfriend."
Strap an active stargate to it. Dial out to a stargate in the event horion of a black hole. Then enclose it in a forcefield and eject it into a sun. It'll cause the sun to supernova and destroy the system.

Sg-1 did it to a system called Vorash and destroyed all but one ship of the Goa'uld system lord Apophis' fleet.
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Sovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHzSovereign enjoys the static noises of ten television sets simultaneously tuned to 412.84 MHz
 
 
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Posted 2005-05-03, 11:24 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Strap an active stargate to it. Dial..."
Um... right.

Also: extremely high voltage wires clamped to nipples/testicles/whatever.
Drink gasoline.
Lay it down on the road when it starts to snow and wait for the plows.
Make it watch Ashlee Simpson dance. It will kill itself in due time.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-05-04, 06:56 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Um... right. Also: extremely high..."
Put him in a vacuum and watch him explode due to the pressure change.
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sue_13 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-betweensue_13 is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
 
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Posted 2005-05-04, 07:13 AM in reply to sue_13's post starting "Put him in a vacuum and watch him..."
Plasma Genades!!!


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