Offically the shittiest day of my life.

Assassinate him.

Assassinate him.

No, thats to far. Im just going to make his face unrecognizable with my fist.

A word of warning: In a repeated meeting of fists and face, your fingers are more likely to break than this face is.

I say slap him, it hurts you a lot less and him a lot more.

Except his pain is much more short-lived with a slap than a punch. That's the trade-off.

Then slap him a lot, then peel the skin off of his face.

Ooo, or you could totally go the bitch route and wear gloves (like lacrosse gloves). Mine of padded inside, of course, but have hard plastic panels on the outside. Would hurt like a mother if you got punched in the face with those.

Punching will bruise his face im not going to do real damage though, like break his nose or somthing. Just massive bruising. That is.... unless i get carried away, which has happened to my misfortune in the past. And im planning on talking to her this weekend, but only if she'll talk to me.

Slap him in the face, knee him in the stomach, grab his head when he bends over and knee him in the face, kick out the back of his legs (still holding his head) and slam his face into the ground.