Masturbating to Night Elf

He rubs a little behind each ear before going to bed too.

Didja know, Urea is a key ingredient in some very successful perfumes.

Yep. Also, blood is used in some lipsticks. Makes ya wanna kiss your little girlfriends, doesn't it?

Don't have a girlfriend.

It depends what type of blood it is...and if the lipstick is flavoured. Like Lip Gloss.

I know a weirdo who eats makeup. I personally think he should be shot repeatedly...but that's just me.

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=560

Been there, done that.

Maybe that's why all that stuff smells like shit.

Not really.

There's one certain perfume that reminds me of one of thebest times I've ever had in my life.

Some perfumes are nice.

I like a woman who has a pungent natural odor that attracts seagulls.

Not really. There's one certain perfume that reminds me of one of thebest times I've ever had in my life. Some perfumes are nice.

Story time!

Bah... do I have to?

All I'm saying for now is that it smells of Vanilla.

Hah! When I first read that I thought it said: smells of Vagina.

Deary deary me...you're almost as bad as one of my friends - Two Can Dan. Remember him? He's the one who got absolutely pissed on two cans of lager.

Well, we've been able to work out, through scientific methods, that the main two things he thingks about are:

SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE.

Over and over and over and over and over and over...