Dumb work stories

To be perfectly honest, it would've been their own fault. Just say you thought you saw a spider and are frightened by spiders very easily.

now you saying that oh well maybe if i work as a hairdresser again, i will try that. if it doesnt work out i will blame you. jk

Meh, you don't know who I am. All you'll have is a name. There's got to be a few thousand Lenny's around, and even then, you'll need to know my real name.

!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!

It can't be that hard, surely?

There's various ways in which you can get my IP address, and then you just use some kind of tracking software and stalk, stalk, stalk!

ok i will do that.
and thanks for giving me the hind. lol

Not a problem. That's what I'm here for.

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OOoooh! A work story.

We get the big 40' containers in, which I've already said. And, of course, they're driven by hulking truck drivers. Now, when we've got a container leaving, and one waiting to take it's place, things can get hairy. And I'm not talking about the slippers.

Last time it happened, we had two truck drivers going at each other.

"Move the fackin' track mate!" (Sathaner)
"Oi'm closin't doors!!" (Yorkie)
"Ah don't caare! Ah gotta git this dahn be4 faur!"
"Piss off!"
"Fack you!"

We were all in hysterics on the loading bay. I nearly had them both on me when I said "It must be that time of the month again" a little bit too loudly.