Dumb work stories

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It can't be that hard, surely?

There's various ways in which you can get my IP address, and then you just use some kind of tracking software and stalk, stalk, stalk!

ok i will do that.
and thanks for giving me the hind. lol

Not a problem. That's what I'm here for.

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OOoooh! A work story.

We get the big 40' containers in, which I've already said. And, of course, they're driven by hulking truck drivers. Now, when we've got a container leaving, and one waiting to take it's place, things can get hairy. And I'm not talking about the slippers.

Last time it happened, we had two truck drivers going at each other.

"Move the fackin' track mate!" (Sathaner)
"Oi'm closin't doors!!" (Yorkie)
"Ah don't caare! Ah gotta git this dahn be4 faur!"
"Piss off!"
"Fack you!"

We were all in hysterics on the loading bay. I nearly had them both on me when I said "It must be that time of the month again" a little bit too loudly.

I was making a pecan cluster blizzard today, and the guy came back 5 minutes after I gave it to him and said there were no pecans in it. I told him that candied pecans, when hit by a metal mixing spindle at max settings, basically shatter into tiny bits. He still did not understand. I told him I would give him pecans for no extra charge, and he started to get smart with me. Long story short, he yelled at me for a few minutes while I just smiled and told him to have a nice day. I was waiting for him to chuck the blizzard at me, at which point I would have called the cops on his old ass. It's too bad we were busy, my manager really wanted to deal with that (have his fun) but we were short-handed and in a big rush.

Being in construction I bet no one could understand my work stories...but I have one you guys MIGHT get.

I do a lot of dirt work construction (building pads so you can build buildings on them) and so forth. Well, I was building this pond (you dig a big hole, get rocks out of it, put something like plastic liner down, then fill it with water) well you have to pick out the rocks so the liner don't rip cause the water is a dangerous chemical and such can't get into ground water. Well, I get damn near done with this right...and I was getting ready to have a few days off cause I was done...There is an engineer on every job to make sure my guys and me do what we're suppose to (i.e. make sure all the rocks are out) we were done and he comes up "You need to rip up a 1000 sq. ft. section and repick all the rocks out, I'm shutting this down untill you do it" I had been working for ~1 month STRAIGHT no days off. I tells the guy "You got to be fucking kidding. You fucking signed off on it and said it was good to go. You said the pond looked good. My guys should not be punished cause you signed something off and now your panties got in a bind and you want us to pick that fucking section again. (yelling) THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE GIONG TO GET ALL THE ROCK OUT OF THE DIRT. WE'LL BE HERE FOR YEARS(/yellling)

He got all irate for some fucking reason and kicked me off the job =-\

Even if you go to college you can still be stupid GRRRRRRRRRR

Hey man, that's tough. It's life for yah. I see how some people can keep their cool all the time, but damn, it's pretty hard. I would be pissed off if I had been working 30 days straight, especially bruntwork.