Tonight - 6/14/07

Hey, I got on while I could Mr. Man. I'm in the middle of starting to date this girl and it'd be bad if I blew her off for Halo.

Sounds like the best way to win her over to me.

Yeah, invite her over for random BJ sessions while playing Halo. Chicks dig that.

Remind me to never ask you guys for advice... ever. haha

Why not? I'm serious, I don't know how many times I've slipped a chick a rufee, then when she passed out, opened her mouth and forced her to felate me while I played Halo 2 with you guys. They dig it, I promise. Just make sure that you use a different name, because those pesky little court orders can be a bitch when she has the right name....