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You need to get laid.

Probably. I just don't wanna go where everyone else has been, yah know? Like on the Stewie Griffin movie, I don't want to pump a chemical toilet. I'm sure I'll have sex at college if I find a decent girl.

I'm surprised you haven't fucked at a party. From what you've said, it seems like you party frequently. I've had girls just come up to me and ask "Wanna fuck?"

I lost my virginity at a party. I had a crush on this girl forever and she finally acted like she was into me. She kept trying to get me drunk (I mean, yeah I was drunk but she wanted me to get WASTED), kept shoving bottles in my face tellin me to drink this, drink that. I knew I was gettin laid. As soon as we were done doin the dirty, we went outside and she smoked a bowl with me. I was in heaven.

ok. ive heard that story before...i dont think its that great at all.

I personally have never fucked at a party...you fuck something at a party...its whore.

Kaneda and I lost it in my bedroom...January 10th 2003

ok. ive heard that story before...i dont think its that great at all.

Did I tell you that before or something? Well, I thought it was a good time and that's all that matters. Thanks.

Honestly, I have been offered several times, but as Klo said, those girls are whores. I don't want to be a boytoy for one night. Although I have gotten pretty close at some parties.

Bitch thought my dick was a bong and almost lit my left nut on fire.