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I get a hilarious drunk dial voicemail from Bobby every couple weeks, and occasionally I get some from glory gamer as well. The one were Bobby slept in the same bed as his cousin's 14 y/o friend was a classic.

Dude i hate you.

hahahahahahaha
nice

Wow. I love hearing drunken stories of myself, why shouldn't you love them?

Wow. I love hearing drunken stories of myself, why shouldn't you love them?

Because what happened was not even partially funny. In fact, most of my drunk stories are never funny.

Mine are. Especially when I gave both of my friends g/fs lap dances. They said the shit was so damn funny, there was no point in being mad. And after 5 liters of wine, some beers and jag bombs (too excessive), who could blame me. Only thing they were pissed about was a pukestain, which I cleaned and febreezed.

If you go back and read JR's post, then youll see why its not funny, at least to me.

Everyone has bad shit happen to them. I won't mention some in particular, but I was in the same boat this summer, and I'm 18. Nothing happened, though.

Im 21 and nothing happened, but it could have happened apparently. I was just way topo drunk to even attempt anything with anyone. But the thing is, it was my bed, so thats probably why i was in it, at least, i hope it was.

Lmao. This 15 y/o wants me really bad... I just turned 20. I keep saying no, she's really freaking beautiful though. It's hard to say no to a very hot piece of ass.

On a side note, I would never fuck her, although I wouldn't mind some head. Is that so wrong?

Don't take it too far or you'll have a crazy hs chick on your hands.

Lmao. This 15 y/o wants me really bad... I just turned 20. I keep saying no, she's really freaking beautiful though. It's hard to say no to a very hot piece of ass. On a side note, I would never fuck her, although I wouldn't mind some head. Is that so wrong?

You're gonna end up on that "to catch a predator" show. Lmfao.