My new Baby is on it's way!

As you may of guess from the title, I am indeed purchasing a baby Central American Boa Constricter tomorrow morning. I bought two glass housings for them today. One is a 55 gallon, and the other is a 40 gallon-ish. I bought both from a gentlemen who posted them on Craigslist for 40$, the smaller tank (the one I will be using for a couple years) came with a under-tank heater as well, which would cost 15-20$ in itself.
According to several webpages they can grow 6-10 feet long generally and 3-5 inches in diameter. It is white, gray and blue. Pictures will be coming asap.

As you may of guess from the title

Actually, from the title I thought you were going into labor.

On a more serious note, grats. You're keeping a fucking Boa Constricter? Crazy in my opinion, but hey, if you know what you're doing, more power to you. Post pics whenever you can.

Kick ass.

And lolz on the thread title.

Congrats! bOY OR Gurl?

Actually, it is extremely difficult to test the sex of a snake, particularly with Boa Constrictors. It can only be determined officially after maturation, and with a set of anal probing. It is determined by how far in the anal probe goes. And the hilarities ensue.

I think I'll open an anal probing business. I'll anal probe women to make sure their women.

What if they have hairy anals?

...can grow 6-10 feet long generally and 3-5 inches in diameter...

This is no place to talk about my cock!

This is no place to talk about my cock!

Yea, well a cock with a 3 inch diameter probably isn't pleasing anyone. And once you hit the cervix, what do you intend on diong with the other 62 inches of alleged cock?

Do you know how big 3 inches is, MJ? 3 inch diameter is like a monster dick. I think you're confusing diameter with circumference.

Well, I meant I don't think that thing is going into anyone. It would probably be painful if he tried.

What if they turn out to not be women?

Right. That is what you meant.

Well I picked him / her up today from Petco for 89.99, and like an idiot after they put him in the box and he was all good and scared I went to pick him up. Lol the fucker already tried taking a snap at my face.
I love this little bastard.

3 inch diamater is not a monster cock. My dick is 4 inch diameter and looks normal to me.

And no one make a joke and say I'm confusing diameter with length. Fuck you.

I bet you could teach him to give you a wicked handy. Or the equivalent there of.

What's with the double/triple posting Kaos/DFD?

Because one of them referred to your post and the other referred to mine.

You're right. I was thinking 3 inch radius for some reason.