My Funny for today

My funny for today, comes in the form of the co-worker that walks around the office talking to him/herself and thinks that all of his/her jokes are the most hilarious things in the entire world. Funnier than the little black kid in the movie Role Models..yeah..

As she walks around the office and approaches the two people that sit next to me, we all wonder who she's talking to and like to joke about it occasionally just to b.s. and pass time along. Finally today I got the nerve to ask if she had a mouse in her pocket as she was walking about babbling on about something.

She replies, "No?! Why what do you mean by that!?" -- I replied "Well, I figured you were walking around talking and nobody was listening to you, so I figured you must've brought a mouse with you to work, and left it in your pocket.." -at this point I turned my seat back around, put my headphones back on and kept working. Laughter ensued...