4th of July plans?

I had sex in a hot tub instead. It was aiite!

Source?

How much of a fine are you getting?

Even though this is my first offense, it sounds like I'm getting the whole fucking book thrown at me. I go to court July 31st for like a preliminary hearing, and then I'll get another court date somewhere down the road. What I'll probably get: 9 months probation, license suspended for 3 months; and it cost $550 to bail me out of jail, then if I get a lawyer to represent me so the Judge can't do whatever the fuck he wants, that'll set me back another $1,000.

Basically, don't drink and drive kids. It's not worth it.

You dumbass.

Even though this is my first offense, it sounds like I'm getting the whole fucking book thrown at me. I go to court July 31st for like a preliminary hearing, and then I'll get another court date somewhere down the road. What I'll probably get: 9 months probation, license suspended for 3 months; and it cost $550 to bail me out of jail, then if I get a lawyer to represent me so the Judge can't do whatever the fuck he wants, that'll set me back another $1,000. Basically, don't drink and drive kids. It's not worth it.

What was your attitude on drunk driving before this happened?

What was your attitude on drunk driving before this happened?

"Lawlz, I R not crash, I can haz hax0rz!"

"Lawlz, I R not crash, I can haz hax0rz!"

Fail.

Agreed.

It's not my fault he crashed.

Where in this thread did Thanatos say that he crashed? He got arrested for drunk driving.

What was your attitude on drunk driving before this happened?

I thought that until I reach a certain point, I was fine to drive. Normally, I'm very in control of myself when drinking, I'm not a fall-down, speech-slurred type of drunk. So, I figured as long as I think I can make it home/wherever, I might as well try. I've driven drunk so many times and not been busted before... but all it takes is that 1 time, and that 1 time happened to me last weekend. I'm done with drunk driving.

Maybe it's just me but it seems smarter to be done with it before you get in trouble.

Oh really!? I never thought about that! Thank you for your wonderful insight, King Amazon!

'Sall good.

What the fuck is with your avatar?

Isn't it obvious?

Oh really!? I never thought about that! Thank you for your wonderful insight, King Amazon!

Gettin' snarky, bud!

What the fuck is with your avatar?

His hair is a bird.
He's awesome like that.