April fools day!

yep, it's almost that time of year again! time for every plebeian, mouth-breathing, unfunny webmaster out there to show the world their mastery of The Onion-type humor by posting some "hilarious" fake news article or announcement, after which they'll probably watch some family guy, download some anime, read the latest xkcd, join a "OMG FACEBOOK IS CHANGING AGAIN" group, write some anti-microsoft forum post, play some WoW, and overclock their video cards.

seriously, just the fact that people are willing to participate in some arbitrary juvenile "opposite day", no matter how trivial it is to society as a whole, should point directly to the existential malaise and rampant cognitive dissonance that shakes at the very core of western civilization.