The Fifth Book of Lenny

So, recap.

Books 1 - 4 had their own thread: The Four Books of Lenny..........

Books 5,6 and 7 have been made up in the Fifth Book of Lenny.......... thread.

I think we need a Book 8.

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Drum roll please...............

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And now, Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you....THE EIGTH BOOK OF LENNY!!!!

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The Eigth Book of Lenny..........
And so Lenny was left in hell.
And his personal demons tortured him.
And they made him drink -pH acids.
And Mr. Bob appeared and told the demons off for using a physical impossibilty.
And the demons shrugged and tortured Mr. Bob instead.
And Lenny escaped.
And there were many groans.
And Mr. Bob escaped. And there was much rejoicing.
And Platnum appeared, tempted by the chocolate.
And Lenny made him into three bars.
And Lenny gave Wilma the three bars of Platnum.
And so Lenny bought the rights to the Seventh Book of Lenny..........
And he threw a house party.
And he was thrown in the pool.
And he got wet.
And there was much rejoicing.